Extra 2GB of free storage at Google Drive - short notice!!!

[xairbusdriver]

In honor of "Safer Internet Day", Google is giving away 2 GB of storage to their 15GB Google Drive space. Not much, but all you have to do:

Just complete a two-minute Security Checkup ? seriously, we timed it ? and once you're done, you'll get a permanent 2 gigabyte bump in your Google Drive storage. It's our way of saying thanks for looking out for number one (you, that is).

Only catch is that the 'check up' must be completed by Feb 11, mid-night. If I remember correctly, there are just four sections on a check list. Click them, one-at-a-time, and see if you want to change anything. You then just click the "Done" button and you're through.

I feel so much safer knowing that my personal, confidential, financial, and medical data is now safely stored securely with Google! What could goe rong?

[nowait]

Maybe that Google can gather even *more* information about you.... 

[xairbusdriver]

Main screen turn on.
All your base are belong to us!

[dfw_pilot]

Google, can you give me my medical records back and make them private again?

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[wurzelmac]

"Open the Pod bay doors please, HAL."
"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I am afraid that is something I cannot allow to happen."

Ohhh yesss, one of the key scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSIKBliboIo