dear Sir [name withheld to protect the "innocent"],
You may not want to post questions like that in public forums. Word could get back to the FAA (and its equivalent agency in other countries)! That could cause concerns about your psychological condition. As an alternative to watching Console while on a long layover, ask if there is any construction in progress near your hotel. If there almost certainly is, go there and watch some paint/concrete/mortar/plaster dry!!!! It will be better for your career future!!!