Dear Weatheraardvark, Blick, X-Air, and WeatherCat observers of the widely different opinions to be found in the USofA,
Definitely cute, but it overlooked one other type of Americans that can be found all along the Pacific seaboard but especially in California:
In a suitable
"surfer dude" accent:
Tornados dude? What in the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger is a tornado? That's not as true as it once was. We are starting to get tornados in agricultural lands around places like Sacramento. However, I don't think the surfer dudes have noticed yet. After all their hair has been bleached by the sea (or bleach) and it does appear that the effect went beyond the scalp!
Cheers, Edouard
P.S. I almost forgot, most Californians probably don't know what a basement is either - most houses out here don't have them!