Blick, Lol! Been a fan for a very long time. I almost memorized that entire performance. I'm not talking about the scene. I'm talking about the movie. I'm writing this from memory, so it may not be spot on.
I used to amaze the grandkids when I'd launch into a "Hello stuffy English Ka-niggates and Monsieur Arthur King who has the brain of a duck you know. ?"
or a
"Someday lad, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"
"No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land!"
"But, Mother?"
"Father, father."
"But, Father. I don't like land. ?"
or
"Hello, who is it?"
"It is I, Arthur, son of Oother Pendragon from the castle of Camelot!"
"Fool the other one!"
"I am, and this is my trusty servant, Patsy. Who's castle is this?"
"This is the castle of my master, guido la whopper."
"Go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here. We have ridden the length and breadth of this land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot."
"What? Ridden on a horse?"
"Yes?"
"You're using coconuts."
"What?"
"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!"
"So? We have ridden since the snows of Winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercier, through?"
"Where'd you get the coconuts?"
"We found them."
"Found them? In Mercier? But, coconuts are tropical."
"So?"
"Why this is a temperate zone!"
"The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or plumber may seek warmer climes in Winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"Not at all! They could be carried."
"A swallow carry a coconut?"
"It could grip it by the husks!"
"It's not a question of how he grips it. ? Listen. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow has to beat its wings 43 times a second. Am I right?"
"I'm not interested. Go and tell your master?"
(new voice) "It could be carried by an African swallow."
"Oh yeah, an African swallow, may be, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Look, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
"Supposing two swallows carried it together?"
"No, they have to have it on a line."
"Oh, simple. They'd use a strand of creeper."
"What? Held under the dorsal guided feathers?"
"Why not?"
OH! I almost forgot why I came here!
Edouard,
here's a link to what you may need.
